Today's post is about my slightly impromptu trip to the ever so technological Sony building in Ginza; home of the stuff you want but can never...ever.... have.
Ginza itself is what is commonly know as a swanky-ass district. This means that unless your hands are as soft as an alpaca due to the velvety cushion of pure gold that surrounds them, you cannot afford even the most basic of life commodities here.
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| The sony building |
The reason we decided to go to the sony building wasn't surprisingly to make ourselves jealous of the ultra-rich such as the Elon Musk or, at a push, the Queen (that was just a unavoidable consequence). In fact, we were on a hunt to find somebody who would open and fix my friends phone. Turns out however that nobody in Japan can fix it and as such we decided to look around the extra-technofolific technology as not to have made a wasted trip.
I think i'll just tell you about the top 5 coolest bits of
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| The all new 'sony-everything' V1.0 |
5. The walkman headset.
This headset is the player and headphones in one, so no more cables! Downside, if you forget your good headphones then instead of having to make do, you have no music player at all.... Could also easily fall down the back of a sofa, down a drain, off a bridge......
4. 4KTV.
3. The camera lens attachment
This nifty little gadget is a lens that you can clip to your phone to un-crappify the camera. It gives zoom functions and other upgrades to the generally mediocre phone photo capturing technology. They had a mini farm yard set up so you could test how the camera would hold up on the frequent cow photo excursions I know you all love to take. Result is, livestock photography will look splendid with this lens.
2. VR headset.
This thing is cool. Somehow these VR goggles make it seem like you are in a 3D imax cinema viewing from the relative comfort of your own face!! (face comfiness may vary). They have a really got picture and didn't actually hurt my eyes, they also have room in them to were glasses for the unfortunately eyeballed among us. The worst part of them is the fact they they are really heavy, and will likely become the leading cause of kyphosis and probably also pinkeye.
1. The Sam-proof phone!
Ok, it's probably not Sam-proof, but it IS water proof! This little upgrade of the phones seals gets the number 1 spot for me because I was just amazed by the fact that the phone did not break. Of course normally if somebody said to you 'Oh snap! I dropped my phone in the ocean' your immediate and rational response would be to start digging a phone sized grave. However! Due to this advancement, all phone grave diggers may soon be out of business, making way for a large pond in which we can all throw our anti-leak phones with glee.
Extra Sony goodness!
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| Sam-show! The best show. |
Oh my god!! I'm so famous, I'm on TV... yet I seem surprised (despite my obvious fame) to be captured on film about my daily TV browsing....
Let's play.... musical stairs! Although I can hardly say I have an ear for the finer points of the musical scales.... I guess I'll just walk all over every key haphazardly and call it funk or something...
That's all from me for now!!! Cya later banditos!!! *gallops into sunset*
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SURPRISE EXTRA CONTENTARY SHEEP FACE!
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| Sneak peak for blogs to come :O |
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